“If everyone’s ass was that tight, I’d be out of a job.”
Yellowstone National Park – Day 3
“It spouted at regular intervals nine times during our stay, the columns of boiling water being thrown from ninety to one hundred and twenty-five feet at each discharge, which lasted from fifteen to twenty minutes. We gave it the name of "Old Faithful."
- Nathaniel P. Langford wrote in his 1871 Scribner's account of the expedition